Hi! My name's James Tiberius Kirk. I'm a retired Starfleet Captain, currently living in Iowa with my pet tribble, Fluffy. In my spare time I enjoy rock climbing, cruising the galaxy, hand-to-hand combat, and giving emphatic lectures about human nature to my alien friends.
| Things I Like | Things I Dislike |
|---|---|
| Romulan Ale | Klingons |
| Tribbles | Retirement |
| Women | Patrick Stewart |