Re: Kelly quote book

David Vogel (
Tue, 29 Jun 1999 09:32:10 -0400

On the subject of Kelly quotes (for the midwest-American style humor
section) ... does anyone know where or when Kelly said something like
(these are quoted from very distant memory):

"Most of these are carrot and stick theories, mine is a jackass theory"

"My theory is mostly lies and half truths"